8oz porcelain mug saying "The most dangerous..smiling woman" doric "The great thing about GETTING

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot an ASSHOLE at 100 metres"

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a TOTALPRICK at 100 metres

This is our compact 400ml aluminium water bottle

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a NUMPTY at 100 metres

8oz porcelain mug saying "The most dangerous..smiling woman" doric "The great thing about GETTING"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a NUMPTY at 100 meters" Printed twice to make sure that no matter which hand you hold your cuppa in you can still see the text. This is our stunning 8oz porcelain mug which has the fine lip and sides to make the drinking experience that little bit more refined. The porcelain mug is approximately 102mm high and 70mm diameter. Now after that all important drink you will want to keep this ready