Name: Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Hoodie
Brand: martinafruit.com
SKU: 40264883465
Price: 70.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.3375 (11 reviews)

Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - Hoodie

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Last Christmas I Gave You Descartes - HoodieStay warm while celebrating the intersection of holiday romance and French rationalism in one gloriously nerdy package. Perfect for anyone whose breakup recovery involves more epistemology than ice cream. Cogito ergo I've moved on.

• 100% cotton twill

• Lead and BPA-free material

God is dead and so are simplistic ethical categories

• Durable vinyl for bubble-free application

Point out the iconographic similarities between revolutionary figures and holiday characters while wrapped in premium warmth

Perfect for staying warm during winter while planning economic transformation

Perfect for staying comfortable while contemplating whether gift exchanges address or merely distract from fundamental meaninglessness

• 100% Turbo Acrylic

• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Sip your beverage while supporting the unionization of holiday workers across all chimneys and delivery routes

Perfect for those who recognize that Sisyphus and Santa share the same existential burden

Perfect for mornings when you need caffeine and a reminder that other people are generally disappointing