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You Can Put Your Balls On Me Tee Evergreen_ScaleEvery year you say it. Every year someone chokes on their eggnog. And every year you pretend you were talking about ornaments with the dead eyed innocence of someone who has never once been innocent. The Details: Pink arched text reading "YOU CAN PUT YOUR BALLS ON ME" with a cute green cartoon Christmas tree character with big eyes, a gold star on top, gold halo, and white and pink stars, in green, pink, and gold ink. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Unisex

This is what happens when the smart friend gets festive

Every year you say it

You don’t need gifts

By the third drink you’re conjugating verbs and confessing feelings to people who didn’t ask

You’ve hugged someone at a holiday party and walked away looking like a disco ball shed on you

set against a white spider web background in black and orange vintage style

White arched text reads "PURRANORMAL" with orange text reading "CATIVITY

Stacked block letters reading "Desperado" split across three lines in pink with a turquoise drop shadow

You took one look at that cursive wall decal your aunt has and chose violence instead

and your dating history

Features a detailed American bison in profile with "United States of America" arched across the top and "Five Cents" along the bottom

Your grammar gets worse with every cocktail and honestly so do your text messages