Name: Adult Inflatable Ostrich Costume
Brand: martinafruit.com
SKU: 57193342090
Price: 39.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.18 (5 reviews)

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Adult Inflatable Ostrich CostumeFor centuries, ordinary people like us dreamed of riding ostriches. But the unfeathered truth of the past was that only the rich ruling class could afford to make those dreams a reality. And while they were preening on the backs of their big, beautiful birds, all we commoners could do was pretend not to be jealous. Most of the time, that meant insisting that our invisible ostriches were waaay better than the real thing, which was barely any

on occasion

At the neck

We'd be into seeing acrobats hang down from a swinging trapeze

you've got to give props to the TSA agents

We’ve received countless letters from buddies who have touted this costume’s friendship-building power

100 percent cotton

That's cause it's got a faux fur tail

we don't really get that

the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

You never know who might be a costumed superhero these days

you would thinkg you wouldn't even need a sword

You’ve seen them shoveling the sidewalk