Surprise You Picked The Wrong Egg Hoodie Size:L

Surprise You Picked The Wrong Egg Hoodie Size:LSmall, fluffy, freshly hatched, and already done with your nonsense. Do not let the cute fool you. The Details: Multicolor illustration of an angry yellow baby chick holding a knife, standing on green grass next to a cracked blue eggshell. Pink arched retro text reads "Surprise" above, with pink serif text below reading "You picked the wrong egg clown!" The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex fit with a double lined hood and color matched drawcord.

Retro circus-poster aesthetic

The stars literally wrote that into your personality

It’s the only thing standing between you and a felony

Vibes and denial

He showed up and the whole world rearranged itself

Your grandma would call you spirited

yellow blouse

Now you live here

Printed in red

You’re talking about fireworks

Just go ask your dad

and emergency granola bars