So Festive Right Meow Tee Size:M "GET OUT" flanking the cow

"GET OUT" flanking the cow

A Midwestern mating call that means "sorry" and "excuse me" and "I almost ran into you with my cart" all at once

Your destiny was never a partner

Your idea of a romantic evening is yelling "DON’T GO IN THERE" at fictional characters while buried under a blanket

So Festive Right Meow Tee Size:M "GET OUT" flanking the cowYour cat doesnt care about Christmas. Your cat doesnt care about your matching pajamas. Your cat is plotting to destroy the tree at 3 AM and blame the dog. But you put a bow on that little sociopath anyway because you are unhinged and full of holiday spirit. The Details: Cream and gold script text reading "So Festive Right Meow" with a white cat wearing a red bow, sitting among red and gold Christmas ornaments with dark holly leaves and gold sparkle