Never Better Hoodie Size:3XL

Never Better Hoodie Size:3XLPeople ask how youre doing and you say "great" with the dead eyes of someone running on three hours of sleep and pure spite. Youre thriving. Absolutely thriving. In the same way a skeleton in a coffin is thriving. Technically still here. Technically waving. The Details: White retro arched text reads "NEVER BETTER" above a white skeleton sitting up in a coffin and waving. All white artwork in a darkly comedic style. The Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic

They called you a one trick pony and you took it personally

You’ve been told you’re "a lot" by at least four people who couldn’t handle your energy

But make it rodeo

A snarling tiger illustrated in orange and gold wears a white cowboy hat

Purple ink illustration of a fluffy cat portrait with the text "Feeling Purrrdy" arched around it in groovy retro lettering

"Ranch Life" in flowing cursive script

You’re not causing problems

Some girls have a type

You’re a full-body flincher with a death grip on the nearest arm

Vintage pin-up style illustration in a red Santa-themed outfit with retro red "BETTER NOT POUT" lettering in a classic holiday script

It’s not a complaint

Black retro script reading "Thick Thighs & Spooky Vibes" alongside a curvy orange-haired pin-up witch in a black dress