HALF LIFE SHORTS bags

HALF LIFE SHORTS bagsDont let full length pants get in the way of running away screaming from false realities. The HALF LIFE shorts are part of a limited edition collection, made to order by one of our Vancouver Studio Subs*. These are oversized shorts with an elastic waistband made of quality, heavy feel French Terry. Dont forget, money is a construct. Colour: Sim Pink on Light Mode 100% cotton. Preshrunk to reduce shrinkage from 0 3%. For extended use wash inside out

The NOTHING IS REAL hoodie is part of a limited-edition collection

Pairs well with bear spray

Yellow Bell Peppers

Nerding out on plants is cool — don’t let those Magic kids tell you otherwise

The I SURVIVED hoodie is part of a limited-edition collection

Sack the negativity

* Subs are ‘human beings’ in SIM-3625-MeO

Your mom called

Pull these socks up over your pant bottoms for tick protection and bragging rights

the Unofficial Astronaut Hoodie has a quality

Time to make it (un)official

with a little privacy in the back