8oz porcelain mug saying "Back away from the biscuits" potato "100% certified Eejit"

"100% certified Eejit"

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8oz porcelain mug saying "Back away from the biscuits" potato "100% certified Eejit""Back away from the biscuits you fat fucker" Printed twice to make sure that no matter which hand you hold your cuppa in you can still see the text. This is our stunning 8oz porcelain mug which has the fine lip and sides to make the drinking experience that little bit more refined. The porcelain mug is approximately 102mm high and 70mm diameter. Now after that all important drink you will want to keep this ready for your next one so handily this is