Stressed To Death Long Sleeve Tee 4th of July

Stressed To Death Long Sleeve Tee 4th of JulyYoure not aging. Youre just slowly becoming the version of yourself that scares cashiers into not asking if you found everything okay. The mirror knows. You know. Lets just agree to stop looking. The Details: Green dripping horror text reading "STRESSED TO" above white horror text reading "DEATH," featuring a vintage woman with orange and auburn hair in a pink top looking into a hand mirror that reflects a skull. Rendered in green, white, orange, and

throwback print style

Large red retro script text reading "Tinsel Tits" with white outline and red shadow

You came to the bar

Unbothered

grab your drink

The two-word mantra for anyone who has ever been told to calm down and decided to turn it into a whole personality

You say howdy

First comes fun

with an orange smiling crescent moon and orange stars

Vintage western pin-up illustration featuring the text "Wild As Heck" in light blue cursive script at top

Vintage pin-up style illustration in a red Santa-themed outfit with retro red "BETTER NOT POUT" lettering in a classic holiday script

and blue holding a sparkler