Name: Love's Funeral Hoodie
Brand: martinafruit.com
SKU: 22852384854
Price: 45.00 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.2115 (8 reviews)

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Love's Funeral HoodieSay goodbye to sappy sentiments and hello to the dark humor of heartbreak. "Love's Funeral" is for the realists who know that roses wilt and romance fades but sarcasm lasts forever. Featuring a blunt, anti Valentine's twist with the phrase "Roses Are Red. Inside I'm Dead," this hoodie is perfect for rejecting Cupid's nonsense and embracing your unapologetically deadpan vibe.

and clinic-ready

Adorned with the whimsical proclamation

With a zippered fortress to guard your faith and a design that screams 'I've got this

Because let's face it

it's the perfect attire for those who refuse to let adulthood dull their sense of adventure

black cats

Introducing the Hose Water Rebel crewneck - a bold declaration of independence for those who were raised on grit

inspire others to let loose

a defiant statement for the bold guardians of the diamond

Introducing our Teach

you're a CAT DADDY

this hoodie ensures both style and comfort for those who uphold the law