Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself Safe Card Decks ✦ Over 40 hand-drawn illustrations

✦ Over 40 hand-drawn illustrations of the little frog

as each of us struggles to draw meaningful and resilient existences on the blank pages—the future yet unlived—of our lives

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checkered throughout the 87-card deck are a series of directives that will have you blending together various parts of a drink—from the base to the modifier

Life Wants You Dead: A Calm, Rational, and Totally Legit Guide to Scaring Yourself Safe Card Decks ✦ Over 40 hand-drawn illustrationsFear!!! Scary, right? But what if the only thing we shouldn't fear is fear itself? "Truly Hilarious!" Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts In this era of economic turmoil, climate catastrophe, and cliques of cool teens just waiting to make fun of your shoes, we live in a heightened state of fear. We're afraid of the world and afraid of each otherbut not nearly as afraid as we should be! And this absurdly hilarious survival guide demonstrates that